Wagons are for losers, clearly.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 10/02/2013 at 17:26 • Filed to: None

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Basically, wagons don't look like they'll go through the water fast at all if you flip them and shoot into the river backwards at 70 mph. In fact, they look like they'd do bargey things and slow down. This Riviera will not - QED.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:27

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As a side note - Illinois plate, yes, but the description at Wikimedia says it was taken in Gdansk, Poland.

Gamecat235 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:28

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I'll go ahead and just ask for your Jalop/Oppo card now.

=P

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Gamecat235 10/02/2013 at 17:30

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Well, okay, wagons that look like upside-down boats get a pass.

Gamecat235 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:30

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Exception accepted. Carry on sir. =)

Gamecat235 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:31

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"I said turn left in Springfield. Not right... Now we're in Gdansk! This is the last time I let you drive!"

Bandit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:32

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mmmm boattail.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Gamecat235 10/02/2013 at 17:35

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That's pretty descriptive of my mental image of a Chicagoan.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:35

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False. Your Rivera is in fact, a barge.

And don't make me come up there are straighten you out about wagons...you who scrapped a Range Rover Classic.

duurtlang > Gamecat235 10/02/2013 at 17:36

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Buick Riviera. Springfield to Gdansk in one tank.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/02/2013 at 17:37

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Well, the point is, it's not a flat-bottomed barge. Er, flat-topped.

Atomic Buffalo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:38

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The fluid dynamics of reversed vehicles is a dangerous way to diss wagons. I bet many modern wagons would be dynamically superior to their sedan and coupe counterparts.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Atomic Buffalo 10/02/2013 at 17:39

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Okay, accepted, but displacement and high-speed hydrodynamic stability aren't everything!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:40

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One side is flat. Therefore barge.

Also, it doesn't have the late 1980s CRT touchscreen controls.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/02/2013 at 17:47

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Should be duplicated as much as possible with '72 tech. Adapt from a U of I Plato IV touchscreen ca. 1971.

We need to go derper.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/02/2013 at 17:56

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Yes, this is what needs to happen.

I approve this message.

Blondude > duurtlang 10/02/2013 at 18:22

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That must be one massive tank.